Why dads shouldn't dress their kids

There is a perfectly good reason why Levi has both his legs in the same pant leg: Dad dressed him. So I was changing him a couple of weeks ago, and was putting his pants back on. Levi is a bit chunky, so his pants are usually a tight fit. Not paying much attention, I stood him up and started pulling his pants up. They didn't seem to be going on very well, and I even remarked "Levi you're getting so big!". After I had his pants all the way up, I looked down and saw the real reason why I was having such a hard time pulling up his pants. So the lesson to be learned is: If Dad can't dress himself without supervision, he really shouldn't be allowed to dress his kids.